Jared Leto held my hand once
queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

alphabitches:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

peacocktales:

Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.

it’s really depressing being really ugly

  • listening to Centuries for the first time: this is a nice song
  • ten minutes later: SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD, SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD. BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEE
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

blagdenjolrass:

"honey, i’m pregnant."

hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

dumbgay:

u ever see a girl so pretty u forget who u r for a moment….