Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.
it’s really depressing being really ugly
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
u ever see a girl so pretty u forget who u r for a moment….